Saturday, 6 April 2013

Wish I could believe these stats

... and I wish I was a real 'puter nerdy type - but I aint, sad in a way haha.  But I check my blog stats and this morning apparently there've been 15 views.  Right.  All from Australia.  Which would be nice if I thought it was someone other than me.  Haha! I do the 'dont track my page views' thing, but I have this sneaking suspicion that I'm being tracked on my own blog lol.  Why does that thought make me feel like looking over my shoulder? There I go making myself laugh again! Tis a funny thought though, being tracked by myself.

Now, I wish I had something really interesting to say but I think I'm a bit out of practice so I might leave it for now.  Then again I might not.  I tend to just type whatever pops in my head so who knows what's coming.  My head is sometimes a very strange place lol.  And I dont think I'm alone in that, no I dont mean I have more people in my head, so far I havent been diagnosed as schizophrenic.  Just about everything else but schizophrenia, no not yet at least.  Now where was I. Oh yeah just rambling.  And oh I meant that I think everyone has strange stuff whirring around in their brain, at any given moment - imagine if you could hit 'pause' on the brains of all the people around you.  My goodness I bet you'd get a shock with some of the nonsense going on.  The whole gammut of emotions, happiness, sadness, and everything beyond and in between.  'Beyond' could be scary, criminal and twisted thoughts ya know?  But you really don't know anyone do you? We see all those shows about psychos on tv, all those people who the neighbours thought was a nice guy and suddenly he's the axe murderer who's eluded Police for the last 5 years or whatever.  Ya know?  so it would be scary to know what's going on in people's minds, if you could really see inside. 

How on earth I got on that track I have no idea.  Goes to show I guess.  How the mind twists and turns, there I was thinking about my blog stats and whooshka suddenly I'm thinking about criminal minds.  Amazing.  Scary too in a not really scary way.  What does that mean?  No idea.

There are two dead centipedes on the floor here in my office.  Why on earth these centipedes persist in coming inside my house I have no idea, but venture in they do.  It's not good for them, I have no centipede food.  Well not that I know of, and by their condition I think I'm right, no centipede food, not anything centipede friendly at all really.  We have lizards coming inside all the time too.  Another mystery.  Why do they want to come inside the house?  Oh silly me, probably for the dead centipedes.  At first I didnt mind, just grabbed the broom and shooed them pesky lizards out.  Then it got to almost plague proportions, well two at a time.  That's a lot of lizards to have in your loungeroom!  Especially when you didn't invite them.  Haven't spotted any this morning though so that's nice.  They're starting to give me the irrits.  When they come in numbers, well really, a person has to take a stand.  Perhaps a sign on the door, NO LIZARDS.  Discriminatory I suppose.  Well if the lizards start protesting I might allow one in.  One a day, and that's IT!

Right, I am seriously boring now I'm sure, so I'll let you escape - good heavens if you made it this far I'm worried about YOU lol - now go, I give you permission - see ya! well see ya if you ever come back - your choice lol

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